2 hours by myself and $45 later....

I have a haircut. Plus a $6 tip to the gal who cut my hair.

I have a litre each of fabulous shampoo and conditioner.

I have some anti frizz spray shit because, evidently? I am part poodle.

I also have a birthday onesie for Lil to wear on her actual birthday and a sleeper that was $5 and too delightful.

To prove the greatness of my bargaining? The girl loved me so long she dilly dallied around and took a freaking hour to do my hair. In a $14.95 hair cutting place. She then made the litres of hair cleanser 2/$20 instead of 2/$26 (normally $45 total) and then tweaked it so that the hair cleansers came to $20 AFTER tax so we could use my gift card on them.

Then? She took a check even though normally they don't. And she gave me her card. And used the phrase "ass rape" while we were finishing up.

Plus? She didn't jack up my hair! In fact it looks cute! Aside from the fact that she parted it in the middle and as soon as I got home I threw it in a pony tail (still barely long enough to do so! WOOT!) but honestly? I think I'm in love with her tiny size 2 with a muffin top ass (bitch had the nerve to tell me that she gained 7 pounds and has a muffin top over her pants. after commenting on having lost 55 pounds recently so i can't hate her TOO much but i laughed REALLY loudly.)

Now I'm home. I haven't eaten. Liam had a good therapy session. "L" will be great with him I've no doubt. Oh yeah. And it was snowing like mad and accumulated up the hill where his services are. No snow down here in the good ol' valley that stuck but I was fairly surprised to see so much!

Would it be wrong to hope for a snow day tomorrow? I am feeling like one lazy lazy hag.

Oh! ANd in non lazy assedness...Josh took down our Christmas tree while I was gone. Golly gee! Way to go homie! I'm glad he finally did it! Cod knows I haven't gotten near doing it. He? Rocks.

And now I'm a hungry fat ass cow. Must. go. eat. And give the kissy monster some smooches. She's getting mighty good at them.

~M