No. Seriously. I smell bacon and it's making my mouth water. Whatever fuckhead is cooking bacon on their balcony or some shit or in huge enough quantities that I can smell it in my apartment needs to go straight to hell.
I can also smell Liam shit.
I'm trying to avoid that.
The good news? The scent of Liam shit? Makes me want the bacon just a LIIIIIITTLE less than usual.
I'd probably still kiss someone for bringing me nice crispy bacon right now.
Provided I had enough time to shower and put on a bra first. I am not a pretty creature.
I hope the stupid dealership gets back to us asap. I wanna show off my new riiiiiiiide.
~M
Monday, August 18, 2008
I smell bacon.
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Mmmm...bacon! :)
Oops, that comment was me. Thought I was still signed in.
I looooooove bacon!
I agree with the other two comments....I love bacon. Everything and I mean everything is better with bacon.
Um, I had bacon with dinner last night. It was crispy and warm. Just how I like it.
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